Super Smash Bros. Lore!

This is not official, it's some weird stuff made up by me and my friends

Ganondorf

One day, Captain Falcon found this weird pod thing on one of his drives. It turned out to be a cloning device, which Captain Falcon found out when he accidentally dropped a skin flake into it. Even though he was super wasted when this happened, he actually got a really good result. The entity was perfectly able to speak and move around. It emerged from its cloning pod, smoke pouring out of it. The creature bowed before its creator and said, "Master, how may I serve you?". Captain Falcon, still incredibly drunk, mumbled "Uuhhhhhhhhhhh, g- g- ganonoforf!". Falcon began to laugh hysterically. His creation, however, took this suggestion to heart, uttering, "Yes, I am Ganondorf". Captain Falcon was still laughing so hard, he fell off the couch. Finally noticing he was being mocked, Ganondorf attacked Captain Falcon with his insanely awesome punch. The punch moved at a speed unprecedented in this universe, at a steady 1 cm per second. Noticing that Ganondorf was just a slower version of himself, Captain Falcon launched Ganondorf using his awesomer Falcon Punch. Ganondorf was launched into the upper atmosphere and knocked unconscious. When he woke up, he realized that he was falling through the upper atmosphere. The heat from falling scorched his skin and hair, making Ganondorf become a gray, falling, red-haired, soon-to-be corpse. Ganondorf could see everything from the height, and he noticed that the planet looked sloppy, as if it had been made by an escaping criminal. As Ganondorf fell further, he prayed, and Sephiroth appeared. "Oh, one of you, did Captain Falcon get drunk again?" Ganondorf nodded. Sephiroth replied, "He does this crap every time he gets drunk, this has happened way too many times. I'm tired of letting dozens of clones die. Can you kill him so this stops happening?" Ganondorf nodded again. Sephiroth then gifted Ganondorf armor to protect him from fall damage and a claymore to kill Captain Falcon with. Ganondorf hit the ground at about 104,000 Sephiroths and created a giant crater. Ganondorf emerged from the dust cloud born anew as... Ganon. He has been tracking down Captain Falcon ever since, but his slow speed combined with the fact that his only lead is a random biker means that the search could take a while.