Super Smash Bros. Lore!

This is not official, it's some weird stuff made up by me and my friends

Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon lives alone in the Subspace, where he works oil rigs in order to power the Blue Falcon. His sole joy in life is racing, except he can't find anybody to race. Because of this, he has a massive amount of pent-up energy, and drives around carelessly, making him single-handedly responsible for at least 20% of the souls in Mr. Game & Watch. He has yet to realize that if he stopped running everyone over, there might be someone to race with him. He recently ran over a whole biker gang by accident because he was drunk and going too fast to see where he was going. Unfortunately, this is a vicious cycle: He drinks a lot to forget the pain and death he's caused, but by drinking too much he speeds and kills more people. The only reason he still hasn't crashed the Blue Falcon is because the Subspace is mostly flat land.